Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2-Bed Pernjai Homestay in Nan, Thailand!
Escape to Paradise: My Nan Adventure - And Pernjai Homestay's a Winner! (Mostly…)
Okay, buckle up, because I just got back from Nan, Thailand, and the whole experience was… well, let’s just say it’s still swirling around in my head like a particularly delicious mango sticky rice. And at the heart of it all? The Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2-Bed Pernjai Homestay. Here's the brutally honest, slightly rambling, and totally opinionated lowdown.
First Impressions (and a Bit of a Scramble for Accessibility):
Nan itself is gorgeous. Lush mountains, ancient temples, the whole shebang. Getting to Pernjai, though? That was a bit of a test. Luckily, the car park [free of charge] and [on-site] were lifesavers, especially after the winding roads. Now, when it comes to Accessibility, I'm not the expert, but the website mentioned Facilities for disabled guests. The Elevator got me thinking hopeful thoughts, but I'd definitely recommend contacting the homestay directly to clarify specifics. It's not a sprawling resort, so navigating might be a breeze compared to bigger places. But don't take my word for it, okay? Always double-check!
The Rooms - My Little Paradise (with a few Minor Hiccups):
The 2-bed setup? Perfect for my travel buddy and me. The Air conditioning was an absolute godsend, because Nan gets toasty. And the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a life-saver. I’m talking actual, fast internet. Glorious. Seriously, being able to post envy-inducing photos while sprawled on the extra long bed with the free bottled water? Pure bliss. Speaking of which, the Bathroom was nice and spacious, with a separate shower/bathtub, and the bathrobes were a luxurious touch. But (and there's always a but, isn't there?) let's just say my attempts to actually use the bathroom phone didn't go so well. (Maybe I'm technologically challenged.) And the window that opens? Essential for fresh air, but occasionally a mosquito or two staged a sneak attack.
The Amenities - Did Someone Say Massage with a View?!
This is where Pernjai really shines. The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Stunning. Seriously, Instagram-worthy stuff. And the pool with view? Chef's kiss. I spent a good chunk of my trip just floating around, staring at the mountains. Beyond the pool, they have a Spa, a Sauna, and even a Steamroom! I indulged in a massage, and honestly, it was one of the best I've ever had. They also offer Body scrub and Body wrap, which… I'm ashamed to admit, I chickened out of. Next time, though! They also have a Fitness center, not huge, but kept me from feeling completely guilty about all the delicious food I ate.
Food, Glorious Food (and Some Restaurant Adventures):
Nan is a foodie's dream. And Pernjai's got you covered, though I'd say this is where things get a little… interesting. They offer Breakfast [buffet], which was actually pretty good and had a good mix of Western breakfast and Asian breakfast. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was delicious, too. But the restaurants themselves? They have an A la carte in restaurant, and the Asian cuisine in restaurant was generally better than the more international stuff. I tried the Salad in restaurant one day, and… let's just say it wasn't the highlight. (Stick to the Pad Thai, trust me.) The Poolside bar was a great spot for a pre-dinner drink, and the Snack bar kept me going between meals. They did also offer Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service, but I was too busy grazing at the buffet!
The Little Things (And the Slightly Odd Ones):
The Daily housekeeping was flawless. The rooms were spotless. They provided complimentary tea which was nice. And the staff trained in safety protocol felt reassuring. The front desk [24-hour] was always helpful.
The not-so-small things? While the Safety/security feature were good, I noticed a few things that were a little off. Like the Shrine on the grounds. It was beautiful, but the sheer amount of offerings, and the slightly… intense aroma of incense at times, well, it was a lot. And I didn't see any Doctor/nurse on call, which, given the area, might be a good idea for future.
Cleanliness and Safety - Seriously Impressed:
They were on it with the COVID stuff. They have Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the Daily disinfection in common areas was obvious. The Rooms sanitized between stays, and they used Anti-viral cleaning products. Felt very safe.
They also had Cashless payment service which was convenient, and the Individually-wrapped food options at the buffet were great for peace of mind. I felt like they were doing everything they could to keep guests safe.
Services and Conveniences - The Good, the Meh, and the "Where's the Concierge?":
Okay, here's a mixed bag. The Concierge service seemed to… shimmer in and out of existence. Sometimes super helpful, other times? MIA. Thank goodness for Laundry service! (Southeast Asia and laundry? A match made in heaven.) The Air conditioning in public area was great. They have a Gift/souvenir shop, but the selection was pretty basic. And the Free Wi-Fi, as mentioned, was fantastic.
The "Extras" - Did Someone Say Romantic Getaway with Seminars?!
Side eye They offer Meetings and even Seminars. Listen, I came to Nan to escape that life. While it's nice to have the Meeting/banquet facilities, I frankly didn't pay it any attention. Also, the Couple's room? Okay, maybe I'd have taken them up on that. Next time!!! The Proposal spot? Well, that’s just romantic.
Getting Around - Easier Than You Think:
They offer Airport transfer, though I didn’t use it. There's also Car park [free of charge], and a Taxi service. It's all relatively easy to navigate. Though I'm still not sure how I managed to get a tuk-tuk to come all the way for me, I'm not sure if I even know how to use a tuk-tuk.
For the Kids (and Those Who Pretend Not to Be):
They have Kids facilities and a Babysitting service. I didn’t experience any of it, but I saw happy families. I also saw someone's kid get a big ice cream. That looked like a perfect vacation.
Overall Verdict – Should You Go? YES, with a Few Caveats:
Look, Pernjai Homestay isn't perfect. But its imperfections are what make it charming. It's a beautiful, relaxing place with some truly standout amenities, especially that pool and spa. The staff is friendly and helpful (though a bit uneven). The food is generally fantastic, with some caveats. And the location? Perfect for exploring the beauty of Nan.
My Crazy, Honest, Stream-of-Consciousness Takeaway:
Honestly, if I could go back right now, I would. I'm still thinking about their breakfasts, the amazing massages. Just… maybe call ahead re: accessibility. And bring your own mosquito repellent!
AND NOW, FOR THE SALES PITCH (Because I Gotta):
Tired of the Same Old Vacation? Crave an Escape to Paradise?
Then pack your bags and head to Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2-Bed Pernjai Homestay in Nan, Thailand!
Here's why you NEED to book NOW:
- Unwind in Absolute Luxury: Dip in the stunning outdoor pool with a view that will steal your breath away. Then, melt away your stress with a rejuvenating massage, sauna, steamroom, or body scrub.
- Recharge and Refuel: Savor a delicious Western or Asian breakfast buffet, or indulge in the delicious menu at the on-site restaurant.
- Connect (or Disconnect!): Enjoy free Wi-Fi in all rooms to post your envy-inducing vacation photos, or just completely cut off from the whole wide world.
- Safe and Sound: Rest easy knowing that the homestay is committed to your safety with rigorous cleaning protocols like using Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and hand sanitizer readily available.
- Perfect for Everyone (Almost): The 2-bed setup is ideal for families or friends. The Daily housekeeping and the friendly staff will make your stay comfortable.
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary for my stay at Pernjai Homestay in Nan, Thailand, is gonna be less "polished travel blogger" and more "slightly unhinged human who loves a good Pad Thai." This is gonna be a journey, a goddamn emotional roller coaster.
Pernjai Homestay, 2 Beds, Ploenchai 1 & 2, Nan - The "Let's See If My Sanity Survives" Edition
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mosquito Massacre (aka "I'm Jet Lagged and Possibly Hallucinating")
- Morning (Bangkok - Nan): So, first off, the flight from Bangkok. Let's just say I’m pretty sure the air conditioning in the plane was on "Arctic Blast" and I arrived in Nan resembling a popsicle. Disembarked with a single thought "Give me Pad Thai".
- Afternoon (Ploenchai 2): Arrived at Pernjai Homestay, plopped onto my surprisingly firm bed, and promptly passed out. Woke up feeling like I’d been run over by a tuk-tuk… which, knowing me, wouldn’t be completely out of the realm of possibility. Found a mosquito in the room and declared war on it (lost, obviously). That little bloodsucker had a field day with me. I swear it was giggling.
- Evening (Ploenchai 1 - Dinner): Dragged myself to a local street food stall near Ploenchai 1. Ordered Pad Thai. It was… okay. Definitely not the life-changing Pad Thai I'd been dreaming of, but the woman running the stall smiled at me like I was her long-lost child and that's the best. Wandered around the area, feeling overwhelmed and slightly lost. Nan at night, I'm learning, is full of friendly smiles and the distinct aroma of jasmine rice. I liked that.
Day 2: Temples, Terracotta, and Existential Dread (aka "Is this real life?")
- Morning: Wat Phra That Chae Haeng (with a touch of regret): The plan was to rent a scooter (because "authentic travel experience" and "I can totally handle it!"… famous last words). The reality? I spent 20 minutes watching the instructions video, then was immediately terrified and opted for a tuk-tuk. Wat Phra That Chae Haeng, the highlight, was stunning. The gold stupa was, as promised, gorgeous. Did I take enough pictures? Probably not. Did I get lost in the spiritual vibes of the place? Absolutely.
- Afternoon: Walked by the temples admiring their unique artistic culture.
- Evening: Nan Provincial Museum: (with a hint of madness): The museum was, well, a bit dusty, I'm not gonna lie. But the artifacts were absolutely incredible. Thinking back on the history of the area I felt like my brain was stretching in interesting ways. I spent a solid hour staring at a particularly intricate wooden carving, completely captivated. I might or might not have whispered, "You're beautiful" to a Buddha statue. Don't judge me; I was feeling things. Dinner was delicious, and my head was spinning.
Day 3: The River of Regrets and the Joy of Failing Upward (aka "My pants are way too tight after that mango sticky rice")
- Morning (Ploenchai 2 - Market Madness): Decided to brave the local market. Let's just say my bartering skills are… underdeveloped. I probably overpaid for everything. But I bought a mango so sweet, it nearly brought tears to my eyes. And the woman who sold it to me looked like she was related to the Pad Thai lady from day one. Maybe I should have stayed there.
- Afternoon (Boat trip along the Nan River): Ok, this was supposed to be idyllic. And it was, for about an hour. Then, I started to get a little… seasick. Let's just say the river wasn't particularly kind to my stomach that day. Spent the last bit of the ride trying not to throw up, which, frankly, was a bit of a mood killer. Still, the scenery was beautiful.
- Evening (Mango Sticky Rice Apocalypse): Decided I hadn't had enough sugar. Ordered, nay, devoured a giant portion of mango sticky rice. It was heavenly. I am pretty sure I'm now 50% sticky rice. My pants are definitely not happy about this. This is going to be a problem later, I just know.
Day 4: Leaving with a Heavy Heart and a Full Belly (aka "Goodbye, Nan, you wonderfully weird place")
- Morning: (Ploenchai 2 - Packing, Panicking): The time I didn't have enough time. Realised I'd done approximately zero laundry, so I'm repacking a suitcase of potentially fragrant clothes.
- Afternoon (Farewell Feast): One last Pad Thai, this time at a different place. Even better! Tried to replicate the smile of the first woman while thanking her.
- Evening (Departure): Headed back to Nan airport, already missing this place. Seriously. Nan, you weird, wonderful, mosquitoy paradise. Farewell! (Until next time, because trust me, there will be a next time).
Post-Trip Ramblings:
- Nan is a contradiction. It’s peaceful and chaotic, beautiful and a little rough around the edges.
- I definitely overpacked. And under-prepared (in terms of mosquito repellent).
- I still don't know how to haggle.
- Mango sticky rice is a dangerous thing.
- But most importantly, it was real. It was messy. And it was mine. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Except maybe a mosquito-free existence. And clean laundry. But other than that, it was perfect.
Escape to Paradise: Pernjai Homestay FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You Have Questions!)
Okay, this "Paradise" thing... is it *actually* paradise? Like, no mosquitos, overflowing toilets, or that weird smell from the street vendor's food paradise?
Alright, let's be honest. Tropical paradise? Yes. Mosquito-free? Absolutely not. Pack the DEET. The toilets? Generally, tip-top. Although, I *will* admit, one morning the water pressure was, shall we say, *optimistic*. More like a gentle suggestion of a shower. But hey, it's Thailand! And that weird smell? Oh, that's just the magic of Nan! Embrace it. Seriously, the food vendors rule. That pad thai? Life-changing. Don't be a tourist, be an explorer.
Two bedrooms? Perfect for my family/friends/enemies! How much space are we talking? Can we, like, practice synchronized swimming in the living room?
Two bedrooms, yes! Enough space for… well, I'd say *maybe* a casual interpretive dance recital in the living room. Synchronized swimming? Probably not unless you bring your own kiddie pool. The bedrooms themselves are cozy, charming, and bursting with that "I'm-actually-in-Thailand-not-a-hotel-room" vibe. Think more "relaxed and welcoming" than "ballroom." Plenty of room to unpack your bags, chill out, and plan your next adventure. I can see myself writing my novel and forgetting the book!
Location, Location, Location! How far is it from, like, actual things? And by "things," I mean coffee, beer, and maybe, possibly, a decent massage.
Location is GREAT! Pernjai Homestay is nestled in the beautiful Nan. Not super far from the city, but far enough that you feel the peace and quiet. Coffee? You can definitely stumble across a cute little coffee shop with the best latte on earth. Beer? Available everywhere. Decent massage? Oh, my aching muscles, *yes*. I found a place that was so good, I think I floated out. Worth every baht. The food market is also nearby, offering the most astonishing food. The fresh fruits, what a dream!
Okay, what's the Wi-Fi situation? Because, you know, Instagram. And, uh, work. (Don't judge me.)
Wi-Fi? It's there. It might not be lightning fast, but it's enough to post those envy-inducing sunset pics and maybe, just maybe, send a few emails. I wouldn't plan on streaming Netflix marathon sessions because you are in Paradise. Actually, in paradise, your phone is the very last thing you want to watch. I was so annoyed by how much I checked my phone. My recommendation is to disconnect (at least a little). But yeah, it works.
The food! Should I expect to be cooking, or is there some awesome breakfast/dining situation? 'Cause I'm not exactly a chef, and I'm *always* hungry.
Breakfast! YES! Absolutely, breakfast is provided, and it's delicious! Think fresh fruit, maybe some home-made Thai dishes (try everything!), and plenty of coffee. You'll be fueled up for a day of exploring. Cooking? There's a kitchen, if you're feeling ambitious. But honestly? With all the amazing cheap eats around, why would you bother? Embrace the street food, people! You're in for such a treat!
Anything I *really* need to know, like, "pack this specific thing" or "avoid this at all costs"?
Pack mosquito repellent. Seriously. I'm not saying you'll be *eaten* alive, but trust me, you'll want it. Also, bring a decent camera (your phone will do!), because Nan is gorgeous. Avoid rushing. Seriously. That's the biggest takeaway. Don't try to cram too much in one day. Chill. Be present. The real magic of Pernjai and Nan is soaking it all in, the slow pace, the warmth of the people, the way life just *unfurls*.
Maybe pack some earplugs, if you're a light sleeper and are not in the mood of a morning rooster choir. But that's part of the charm, no?
What about the owners? Are they, like, friendly? Are they going to be all up in my face, or will I have space to breathe?
The owners? They are wonderful! Genuinely warm, welcoming people. They're there if you need them – to offer advice, help with transportation, or just have a friendly chat. But they also completely respect your privacy and space. I loved this part of the stay. It was so quiet and friendly. I felt completely at ease, and I never felt pressured or like *too much* attention. You'll feel like you're visiting good friends.
Can you give me a single standout memory from your stay? One that will stick with me?
Okay, fine, here's one. Picture this: I woke up ridiculously early, before the sun, to see the Monk's alms giving in the morning. It was unbelievably peaceful. I walked into the street, and offered food to the monks. The street lit up with so much energy, I will never forget it. I felt so connected to the true heart of Nan. That moment, standing in the dawn light, the aroma of incense in the air, the monks' gentle chants... it was pure magic. That memory alone is worth the trip. If you're looking for it, Pernjai Homestay is a great location to experience that. Wow, still gives me goosebumps.
Is it really worth it? Like, really worth the money, the travel, the (potential) mosquito bites? Be honest!
YES. Absolutely. Without a doubt. Pernjai Homestay is a gem! It's not just a place to stay; it's an experience. Nan itself is special. The food, the people, the beauty... it's all unforgettable. It's not perfect--but that's kind of the point, right? It's authentic. It's real. And it's worth every penny, every flight, and yes, even the mosquito bites. Book it. Seriously, just do it. You won't regret it. I definitely did not. I would go back tomorrow if I could!
