Escape to Paradise: Your Dreamy Small Sundblick Awaits in Fehmarn!
Escape to Paradise: Fehmarn, Here We Completely Lost It (in the Best Way Possible!)
My jaw actually dropped when I saw the photos. "Escape to Paradise: Your Dreamy Small Sundblick Awaits in Fehmarn!" Okay, okay, I thought, this is likely another over-hyped, airbrushed sham. But… Fehmarn? That island off the coast of Germany? The rumours of fresh air and actual peace? I was already halfway there. And honestly? This place mostly lived up to the hype, and then some. Let’s dive in, shall we? Strap in, because this is going to be a bit… personal.
First Impressions (and My Initial Panic Attack):
Okay, so the accessibility thing is HUGE for me. I’m not disabled, but I'm clumsy - and the thought of scrambling up stairs after a few celebratory (ahem) cocktails is never a good look. The good news? The elevator works. And the facilities for disabled guests seemed genuinely thoughtful; the whole place avoids that feeling of "tacked-on" accessibility. Huge win! The entire stay felt genuinely easy.
Cleanliness & Safety: Because Let's Be Honest, We're All a Little Germophobic Now
The whole Covid situation? Yeah, they took it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and room sanitization between stays? I'm talking next-level cleanliness. They even boasted professional-grade sanitizing services. I felt safe wandering around, and that’s a big deal. The staff is trained in safety protocol, which is more reassuring than you'd think. And the hand sanitizer stations everywhere? Bless. My. Heart. Plus, and this is something I really appreciated, they had individually-wrapped food options. No sharing nasty cutlery, and it felt luxurious!
Rooms: Where the Magic (Sometimes) Happens
My specific room? Pretty damn good. Air conditioning kept it cool (a lifesaver!). Plenty of internet access – both LAN and Wi-Fi [free] – so I could furiously scroll through pictures of my cat (don't judge). The bed was comfy (and an extra-long bed is a bonus for a tall person like me). Blackout curtains! Sweet, sweet dreams! And while I didn't need it, knowing they have interconnecting rooms is great for families.
Now, full disclosure: I’m not the greatest at unpacking. Okay, I’m terrible. My suitcase is usually a chaotic, clothing-filled vortex. But the closet was actually pretty decent, and the desk was useful for my laptop. There was even a safe box – though, let’s be honest, I mostly used it to hide my emergency chocolate stash.
Food, Glorious Food: The Battle of the Buffet (and My Expanding Waistline)
Okay, let’s talk about food. Because…well, I ate A LOT. The breakfast [buffet] was epic! Real coffee (not that powdered instant slop), amazing breads, fresh fruits, and eggs cooked to order. Seriously, I may or may not have eaten a week’s worth of omelets in the space of three days. The Asian breakfast option was a nice touch, and it seemed like they had a vegetarian restaurant within arms reach. The restaurants themselves have stuff like A la carte, international cuisine, and a salad bar.
I dabbled in the coffee/tea in restaurant and desserts in restaurant. And I may or may not have frequented the poolside bar a few times…especially during happy hour. The bottle of water in my room was a thoughtful touch, but I definitely needed more after all the… socialising.
Relaxation Station: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Unwind
This is where Escape to Paradise really hit its stride. The Spa and Spa/sauna are phenomenal. I’m not usually a sauna person – I tend to think I'm going spontaneously combust – but the one here wasn't too intense. The pool with a view? Absolutely stunning! And I definitely took advantage of the swimming pool [outdoor]. I'm a complete convert; that's where I spent most of my time. Pure bliss. I was SO tempted by the Body wrap and Body scrub, but I was content just lying there, staring at the sky, thinking about… absolutely nothing! There's also a Fitness center if you're into that kind of thing. I'm more into the "sit on a sun lounger and contemplate the meaning of life" kind of thing, but it's there.
Things To Do (Besides Eat and Swim):
Now, if you are the active sort, you’re in luck. There are tons ofthings to do around Fehmarn. I didn't feel the need, personally. I mean, there's a gym/fitness facility. But the gym is there if you're feeling energetic. There are also some indoor venues for special events, plus outdoor ones, if you want.
The Minor Annoyances (Because Perfection is a Myth, People):
Okay, so even paradise has a few chinks in its armor. Getting internet access didn’t always work immediately - I had to get the front desk to reset something. And while the staff were incredibly helpful, sometimes finding someone who spoke English wasn’t as easy as it might be. But honestly, these are small potatoes. My complaints are pretty minor.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
I’m a sucker for thoughtful conveniences. The concierge was super helpful, the laundry service saved me from looking like a total slob, and having a convenience store on site was gold. They even had cash withdrawal, just in case you’re travelling cash-heavy (I’m not!). And the daily housekeeping was a godsend.
For the Kids (And the Big Kids Too!)
I didn't travel with kids, but I saw plenty of families enjoying themselves. They have babysitting service, kids facilities, and kids meal options. Seemed like a very family/child friendly atmosphere.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Getting to the hotel was straightforward. Airport transfer is a good option, if you're flying in. I drove, and the car park [free of charge] was a major plus. There's even a car power charging station!
The Verdict: Book It (Seriously, Just Book It!)
Look, I'm a skeptic. I'm cynical. But Escape to Paradise? It delivered. Sure, it wasn't perfect, but it was… real. It was comfortable, clean, relaxing, and genuinely felt like an escape. It’s the kind of place where you can truly unwind, forget about the world for a while, and just… breathe.
Now, for the hard sell!
Tired of the Same Old Grind? Craving an Escape?
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits in Albidona, Italy!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated travel brochure. This is Small Sundblick by the Sea, Lemkenhafen, Fehmarn, Germany, unfiltered. Expect wrong turns, existential crises spurred by seagulls, and me questioning my life choices in the shadow of a perfectly charming lighthouse. Prepare for the gloriously imperfect.
Small Sundblick Shenanigans: A Messy, Honest, and Probably Delicious Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Angst (Fuelled by Fries)
1:00 PM – Arrival at Fehmarn Island. Chaos Ensues (As Always): Okay, so the ferry was late. Not catastrophically, just Europe-late, which in my experience is about seventeen minutes of simmering internal frustration disguised as polite smiles. The car rental? The guy at the counter looked like he hadn’t slept since the fall of the Berlin Wall. "English?" he grunted, pointing at a rusty key. "Si," I managed weakly. First impressions, Fehmarn: quaint, possibly haunted by an ancient, sleep-deprived car rental agent.
2:00 PM – Finding Small Sundblick… Eventually: GPS, my nemesis. It guided me… mostly. Cue a couple of "oops, should've gone that way" moments and a rather awkward encounter with a gaggle of extremely judgmental geese. Small Sundblick is charming. Like, ridiculously charming. A little cottage, pastel colours, smells of salt air and… is that freshly baked bread? I'll get back to you on that later.
3:00 PM – The Quest for Fries & Freedom: Forget unpacking. I needed sustenance. And preferably that sustenance was deep-fried, salty, and served in a paper cone. Found a little place called "Zum Fisch und Fritten" (Fish and Fries, genius!) right by the harbour. The fries were perfection. Crunchy outside, fluffy inside. I sat there, munching away, watching the boats bobbing, and honestly? I felt something akin to peace. Until a particularly aggressive seagull eyeballed my almost-finished fries and I almost jumped out of my skin. Seagulls, man. They're the avian equivalent of that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch.
4:00 PM – Sundblick Exploration…and a Near-Disaster with a Kayak: Feeling slightly braver (and less terrified of avian predators), I decided to "explore." The sea, the boats, the harbour all looked so lovely. I rented a kayak. Big mistake. I hadn't kayaked in… well, ever. Paddling in a straight line proved to be a feat of Olympian proportions. I mostly went in circles, narrowly avoiding collisions with unsuspecting yachts. I may, or may not, have briefly considered capsizing and blaming the geese. But the view was amazing, even if I was paddling in circles.
7:00 PM – Dinner at a Harbour-side Restaurant/ Existential Questions: One of the many restaurants on the harbour, with a view of the lighthouse. Ordered the freshest fish of my life. It was flaky, delicious and fresh. Felt a sudden urge to become one with nature and live on fish and fries. Fell into a lengthy conversation (mostly with myself) about life, the universe, and the profound wisdom of seagulls. The wine, though, was good. Very good.
9:00 PM – Stargazing & Sleepless Thoughts: Back at Small Sundblick. The sky exploded with stars. So many stars! I sat on the porch, wrapped in a blanket, contemplating the vastness of the universe, the beauty of Fehmarn, and wondering if I remembered to lock the car. Slept fitfully, plagued by visions of aggressive seagulls and rogue kayaks.
Day 2: Wind, Water, and a Whole Lot of "Woah"
8:00 AM – Wake Up to Seagulls (Again): The soundtrack of my life on Fehmarn. Also, the smell of fresh bread from the bakery next door? Pure torture.
9:00 AM – The Lighthouse of Dreams (and Maybe Vertigo): Gotta climb the lighthouse. It's the law, basically. The climb was… a climb. Staircases, narrow passages, and a distinct feeling of "this is a long way up." But the view from the top? Breath-taking. You could see the entire island, the shimmering sea, the endless sky. I stood there, wind whipping through my hair, and just… woah. The world felt incredibly big and I felt incredibly small. In a good way, though.
11:00 AM – The Beach & My Ongoing Relationship with Seaweed: The beach. Soft sand, cold water, and… seaweed. Lots and lots of seaweed. I waded in, tentatively, avoiding the green, slimy tendrils. Found a perfect smooth stone. Felt like a kid again. Managed to avoid being eaten by a rogue wave. A win.
1:00 PM – Lunch & the Great Schnitzel Debacle: Found a charming restaurant inland. Ordered the schnitzel. The schnitzel arrived. It was…massive. Truly monumental. I attacked it with gusto. I failed spectacularly. I'm pretty sure I only made a dent. I think it may have been larger than my head. But it was delicious.
2:30 PM – The Burger Experience: Found a small Burger place. In the end, I went for a burger. It was okay. But it wasn't a Schnitzel.
4:00 PM – The Harbour & the Unexpected Kindness of Strangers: Back to the harbour. Just wandering. Got chatting with an elderly fisherman. He spoke no English, I spoke less German, but we managed to exchange a few smiles and hand gestures. He offered me a freshly caught herring (yes, really). I politely declined (sea-creatures and I are still working on our relationship), but the gesture was lovely. Sometimes, a shared smile is worth a thousand words.
7:00 PM – Dinner at another harbour-side restaurant/ Another Existential Question: Dinner was on the pier. This time I ordered the local catch.
9:00 PM – More Stargazing (and Minor Regrets): More stars! More thinking! Less sleep. Regret, because I now wish I had chosen a bigger piece of Schnitzel.
Day 3: Departure & a Promise to Return (With Better Kayak Skills)
9:00 AM – Farewell Fries and a Final Seagull Salute: One last breakfast of fries. One final stare-down with the most audacious seagull yet. We reach a mutual understanding: I will not offer fries, he will not attack.
10:00 AM – Packing and The Sadness of Leaving a Seaside Paradise: Packing. The worst. It’s always the worst. Especially when you're leaving a place like Small Sundblick. The cottage, the sea, the people (and yes, even the seagulls) had seeped under my skin.
11:00 AM – The Drive… and the lingering scent of the sea: The drive off Fehmarn. The car rental guy actually smiled (maybe he got a good night's sleep?).
12:00 PM – Ferry to the Next Destination, but With a Piece of Fehmarn in My Heart: Goodbye, Fehmarn. Goodbye, Small Sundblick. I'll be back. And next time, I'm learning how to kayak. And maybe even befriending a seagull.
This is just the beginning. Fehmarn, with all its messy glory, had completely enchanted me. It's not perfect, it doesn't pretend to be, and that's precisely why it's so utterly and completely wonderful.
Zeeland's Dream Chalet: Cozy Fireplace & Stunning Views!
So, "Escape to Paradise: Your Dreamy Small Sundblick Awaits in Fehmarn!"… What's the REAL deal? Is it actually paradise?
Okay, let's be honest for a second. "Paradise"? That's a *big* word, right? Look, Fehmarn is AMAZING. It's got the beach (seriously, the *beach* – miles and miles!), the fresh air, and the generally laid-back vibe. But… is it *literally* paradise? Well, I wouldn’t go that far. Remember that time I *thought* I'd found paradise in Bali, but then got a nasty case of Bali belly? Yeah… Fehmarn is more like… a REALLY good, quality vacation. Paradise-adjacent, perhaps? Think cozy, not colossal. Think charming, not champagne-soaked. Think… well, think of those days at the beach when you actually *find* a decent parking spot (which, spoiler alert, is a victory in itself!). That's the Fehmarn feeling. It’s not always smooth sailing (pun intended, because… sea!), but it's mostly pretty damn good. Just don't expect the Garden of Eden, alright? Unless you REALLY like seagulls. They're everywhere. Seriously, everywhere.
Small Sundblick? Sounds… small. Is it REALLY tiny? Am I going to feel like a sardine?
Okay, so the name "Small Sundblick" isn't misleading. It *is* small. Don't go expecting a sprawling estate. Think… a perfectly formed jewel box of a cottage. Cozy is the operative word. Think of the size of a really decent apartment. Now, am I going to feel like a sardine? This depends on your personality. I’m claustrophobia-prone, so I’m honest here. But if you're a people person, or if you just *dig* the idea of close quarters… This will be a good experience. My advice here is to embrace small spaces as an opportunity for… intimacy. With yourselves. Or maybe the lovely other people you're traveling with. It’s kind of like camping, but with indoor plumbing and a decent shower. I recall one time in the past, where it was a cramped space but it was still a good laugh. On the other hand, it's probably not ideal for the extended family holiday, unless you all *really* like each other. And even then… bring a strategy for bathroom breaks.
What's the beach situation like? Is it easy to get to? And… is it sandy? (Because I HATE pebbles.)
The beach situation? GOLD. Seriously, the beaches on Fehmarn are a major selling point. They're generally sandy, but check the specific beach details because sometimes… well, sometimes the wind whips up and brings in some stuff. Mostly sand, though. Thank goodness! Getting to the beach depends on WHERE "Small Sundblick" is located. Generally, you're never more than like, a five-minute drive or a quick bike ride (highly recommended!) from a beautiful beach. I absolutely adored the beach by Burg. It had a pier where you could sit and watch the sunset. The water's usually pretty clear, and the waves are generally manageable, even for a nervous swimmer like me. My best advice? Pack good beach shoes. And maybe a small rake if you're a *super* sand-obsessed person. (I judge not; I *totally* get wanting perfect sand for your beach castle!)
Okay, Fehmarn. Besides beaches, what else is there to DO? I get bored easily!
Bored easily, huh? Hmm. Okay, let's see… Fehmarn has got you covered, probably. The best thing about Fehmarn is that it's easy to relax. But, you know, there's enough to keep you from getting bored silly. First, there's the obvious: Water sports! Kite surfing is HUGE there. Some of the best wind in the Baltic! There's also lovely cycling routes, charming villages to explore (Burg is the main town, and it's adorable), and… okay, I have to be honest, not *everything* will appeal to everyone. There are some quirky cafes and shops, a bird sanctuary(if you're into that sort of thing), and some pretty awesome sunsets. I'm not gonna lie, I spent a *lot* of time just wandering around, eating fish sandwiches (highly recommend - try the 'Fischbrötchen'!), and staring at the sea. Sometimes, doing *nothing* is the best "thing" to do. But if you NEED structured activities, there are options. You just might have to work a little harder to find them.
Tell me about the food! Is it all just… German food? Heavy?
Ah, the food. This is a crucial question, yes? Look, Fehmarn is in Germany so… yes, there WILL be German food. But it's not just all sausages and sauerkraut! (Though, to be fair, there's some *excellent* sausage and sauerkraut.) Because it's on the coast, the seafood is incredible. FRESH! Seriously, the fish is divine. Expect fantastic fish and chips. Expect 'Fischbrötchen' (fish sandwiches) everywhere. Expect delicious, simple food. And there are a lot of other options. I went through a phase of ordering only fish and chips. You'll be tempted. And, of course, if you're REALLY missing your pasta… there are a few places that offer Italian food. But, truthfully, I’d say embrace the local cuisine. It's part of the experience. And don't be afraid to experiment. You might surprise yourself!
What about the weather? I hate rain, and I want SUN!
The weather… ah, yes. This is where things get a little… variable. Fehmarn enjoys good sunshine during the summer. But, you're at the Baltic Sea. Don't expect guaranteed sunshine every single day, all day long. I'm not gonna lie, you might get some rain. Quite possibly. Pack accordingly. Layers are your friend. A decent waterproof jacket is a MUST. And a good book is also essential for those cozy, rainy days. The beauty of Fehmarn, though, is the way the weather can change. You can go from bright sunshine to a dark, dramatic storm in minutes. And then, suddenly, the sun will burst through the clouds again, and it will be all the more glorious for it. It’s like a constant reminder that even the bad bits don't last forever. And the sunsets are often breathtaking.
Is it okay for kids? My children are... energetic.
Honestly, Fehmarn is GREAT for kids. Beaches = endless fun. There's plenty of space to run around, build sandcastles, splash in the water (when it's not too chilly, of course!). Cycling paths, good. The playgrounds dotted around. BUT… Small SundPersonalized Stays
