Husum Harbor's Hidden Gem: Simmerdeis Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving deep into Husum Harbor's Hidden Gem: Simmerdeis Awaits! Get ready for a review that's less "stuffy travelogue" and more "confessions of a slightly-obsessive holidaymaker." Consider this your honest and unfiltered cheat sheet before you book.
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First Impressions: The All-Important "Is This Place a Disaster?" Test
Look, I'm a sucker for a good first impression. And Simmerdeis? Well, it started promising. Accessibility is crucial because, let's face it, lugging suitcases up stairs after a long journey is a special kind of torture. The good news? They’ve nailed it. Elevator, ramps, and facilities for disabled guests? Check, Check, Check. (Though, I did slightly stumble near the entrance, but that's on me, not the hotel. I blame the cobblestones. And maybe the pre-dinner cocktail, alright?) They’re a hotel chain, which can be hit or miss (often a miss), but this one kept it together. Check-in/out was a breeze, practically contactless (thank the lord for that, people! See: The world is dirty). Front desk was pleasant, although not overly bubbly, but hey, at least they didn't try to upsell me on a diamond-encrusted toilet brush (yet).
The Rooms: My Kingdom for a Decent Blackout Curtain!
Okay, let's get real about the most important thing: the room. Did it feel like a prison cell? Did it smell like old socks? Thankfully, no! Non-smoking rooms are always a win. Air conditioning was a godsend (especially for someone accustomed to a constant mild sweat). My room offered access to my favorite amenities: Wi-Fi [free], Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Bathrobes, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Window that opens.
The blackout curtains… oh, the blackout curtains! They actually worked. (This is a huge deal, people. Nothing ruins a holiday like being woken up by the blazing sun at 5 AM.) There was a desk to work from (even though I was supposed to be on holiday, ahem), a coffee/tea maker, a mini-bar that I resisted… mostly. The bed was comfy, with nice linens and plenty of pillows to bury my face in when I inevitably missed my flight. The bathroom was clean, with a decent shower, and, crucially, hot water that actually lasted. They provided slippers and bathrobes - a nice touch but I wasn't entirely convinced about the hygiene aspect (let’s just say I brought my own. Judge me). There’s a safety deposit box for those of you who are actually responsible. And, again, the Wi-Fi was decent. Enough to stream a movie, though I would've rather been outside in the sunshine.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Will My Taste Buds Survive?
Right, food. This is where things can get… complicated. Let’s break this down. They offer breakfast [buffet] - a classic, with a mix of Western and Asian cuisine. The buffet in restaurant breakfast was honestly pretty good! Coffee/tea in restaurant was readily available. They had A la carte in restaurant, and also ran a coffee shop, which I didn't visit. Restaurants, plural! Good start. I tried the International cuisine in restaurant several times. I skipped the Happy hour because I'm more of a "happy all day" kinda person (kidding!). I tried the Salad in restaurant, and it was decent - fresh and plentiful. I can't speak on the Bottle of water since I brought my own (again, blame the budget!). The Poolside bar was a godsend after a long day of… well, doing whatever it is you do on holiday. A simple Bar was nice for a relaxed end of day. They include Breakfast takeaway service. I only tried the Desserts in restaurant once and it was so-so, but that's the risk you take, right? Regarding to current health-related standards, they included Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Staff trained in safety protocol.
Spa, Sauna, and Relaxation – My Personal Sanctuary (Probably)
Okay, this is where Simmerdeis truly shines. Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, and Massage? YES, YES, YES. I’m not a fancy person, but even I appreciate a good pampering. The pool with view was genuinely stunning - a perfect spot to relax, catch some rays, and pretend to be more sophisticated than I am. They also include a Foot bath. The Body scrub and Body wrap were, well, let’s just say I emerged feeling like a new woman. The only downside? I almost fell asleep during the massage and snored loudly. The therapist was incredibly kind. (I will forever be mortified.) They also feature a Fitness center and a Gym/fitness, which I did not visit. (Holiday, remember?!)
For the Kids (and those of us who act like them)
Family/child friendly is a huge plus. I didn't have kids, but I saw plenty of happy families around the swimming pool [outdoor]. Babysitting service is available. They include Kids facilities and a Kids meal.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
This is where Simmerdeis really impressed me. The Concierge was incredibly helpful, pointing me in the right direction for everything from local attractions to the best place to find a sausage. Daily housekeeping was immaculate - my room was spotless every day. Laundry service was a lifesaver (because I'm a terrible packer and inevitably end up with a suitcase full of wrinkled clothes). They include: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking.
And, finally, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – a simple, yet essential, grace from the heavens.
Cleanliness and Safety: Did I Survive?
In these slightly madcap times, cleanliness and safety are paramount. They have: Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. They also include Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, and Exterior corridor.
The Anecdote That Sums It Up
One evening
Escape to Paradise: Your Dreamy Dutch Woodland Retreat Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfect-Instagram-filter travel guide. This is me, unfiltered, wrestling with a trip to Simmerdeis am Hafen in Husum, Germany. Let's see if I can survive, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival – Or, "I Miss My Dog Already"
- 8:00 AM (give or take an hour, thanks to the flight delay): Land in Hamburg. The sheer size of the airport always gives me the existential creeps. Like, where does everyone go? And how do they all know where they're supposed to be? My brain feels like scrambled eggs.
- 9:30 AM: Finally, after a ridiculous passport control line that stretched to the horizon, I snag my rental car. A tiny, suspiciously-clean Opel Corsa. I named her "Helga." She's probably judging my terrible German accent, which is already crumbling faster than a stale gingerbread cookie.
- 11:00 AM: The drive to Husum. The GPS lady (dubbed "Frau Grumble" for her constantly correcting tone) is relentless. "In five hundred meters, take the… ah, the roundabout!" Good grief, Frau Grumble, I know about roundabouts! I'm practically a seasoned professional at them now! (Okay, maybe not.) The North German countryside is… well, it's green. And flat. And a bit like being inside a giant, slightly boring kale salad. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty, but the lack of dramatic mountains is… underwheling.
- 1:00 PM (post-lunch): Arrive at Simmerdeis am Hafen. It's… quainter than I expected. Picture-postcard quaint. Which, honestly, is both charming and a bit much. The harbor's lovely, though. The smell of saltwater and… something else. Possibly fish. My stomach churns a little. I'm missing my dog, Winston. Wonder what he's doing right now. He’s probably sleeping on a very comfortable bed. I hope he got a lot of belly rubs.
- 2:00 PM: Check into my adorable little hotel. The proprietor – a woman with eyes as blue as the North Sea and a smile that could melt glaciers – gives me a key that's the size of my forearm. "Welcome, mein Schatz!" she booms. I think I blushed.
- 3:00 PM: Wandering around the harbor. OMG, the boats! So many boats! Big ones, small ones, ones that look like they've seen a war and others that look like they were just born. I take, like, a million pictures. One of the pics is of a seagull with a really judgey stare. I swear, that bird was looking right at me.
- 4:00 PM: Coffee and a slice of what I think was apple cake. It was heavy, and I couldn't finish it. The coffee, however, was life-affirming. I'm starting to get over the jet lag, finally.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a harbor-side restaurant. I attempt to order in my terrible, broken German. The waiter just smiles, and gives me the "tourist" menu. At least the fish was delicious. And I'm pretty sure the local beer is actually bottled sunshine.
- 8:00 PM: Stroll along the harbor. The air is crisp, the lights twinkling on the water. I'm officially feeling a little bit enchanted. Maybe, just maybe, this trip won't be a total disaster. And then, a boat passes, and I imagine myself a pirate, heading off to seek grand fortune. This is a cool feeling, but it doesn't last long.
- 9:00 PM: Back at the hotel, I’m crashed. I watch some German TV (absolutely no idea what's going on) and fall asleep dreaming of… you guessed it… Winston.
Day 2: The Husum "Something" – Or "Lost in Translation (and a Field of Sheep)"
- 8:00 AM: A hearty breakfast. I'm starting to understand why German portions are so generous. I load up on bread. Delicious, crusty bread. And a mountain of cheese. And some kind of strange, but tasty, sausage. I'm a carb-and-fat machine at this point.
- 9:00 AM: Aiming to visit the Husum "Something." They offer guided tours every day, so this seems like a must. The hotel owner gave me directions. I think. "Go past the church, then turn left at the… something… and you can't miss it!" Excellent. Turns out, I did miss it. Twice.
- 9:30 AM: I am, officially, lost. Wandering through charming cobblestone streets, feeling like I’m in a scene from a very confusing film. The sheer number of perfectly-placed flower boxes is both beautiful and slightly intimidating.
- 10:00 AM: After trying to ask for better directions, I find myself in a field. A field of sheep. A lot of sheep. They are staring at me. Judging me. I try to take a picture. They start to get closer. I panic. I RUN.
- 10:30 AM: Finally, I stumble upon the Husum "Something." It's the Husum castle. Turns out the "something" was "castle." I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, apparently. The castle is beautiful and old, and I learned a bunch of stuff. (I think I did, anyway. My attention span is a bit shot after the sheep incident.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at another harbourside restaurant. This time, I order something I can actually pronounce: "pommes frites." French fries. Yes! The simple pleasures!
- 2:00 PM: The Tides! I head back to the harbour again, even though I've been here for most of the day by now. The water's now receding due to the low tide, and I realize I'm standing on mudflats. It's a weirdly calming experience.
- 3:00 PM: Attempt to visit the local church, but a service is in progress. The church is beautiful from the outside.
- 4:00 PM: Coffee and cake. Again. This time, it's not as heavy. Progress!
- 5:00 PM: Shop for souvenirs. I find a ridiculously oversized wind chime made of seashells. "Winston would love this" I thought. I did get it!
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. This time I got an actual real menu in English!
- 8:00 PM: Wandering by the water, watching the sunset.
Day 3: Departure – Or, "Saying Goodbye (and Maybe Coming Back)"
- 8:00 AM: Packing. I can't seem to find my phone charger. Of course.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Final feast. And, of course, I forgot to pack the dog treats!
- 10:00 AM: Last stroll by the harbor. Seriously, it's beautiful. I might even miss it.
- 10:30 AM: Say emotional farewell to the hotel owner, who gives me a tiny, perfect gingerbread heart. Sniff.
- 11:00 AM: The drive back to Hamburg. Frau Grumble is still complaining, but I'm starting to tune her out.
- 1:00 PM: At the airport. Waiting. Contemplating how much fun Winston is having at home
- 2:00 PM: Plane takes off - and I realized that this trip was a mess, I was lost often, but also beautiful, and I'd happily get lost again. I'd happily be covered in sheep in another country.
So there you have it. My Simmerdeis am Hafen adventure. It wasn't perfect. It had sheep. It had lost phone chargers. It had moments where I wanted to just hide in a hotel room with a giant bar of chocolate. But, you know what? I wouldn't trade it for anything. It was messy. It was human. And that, my friends, is what makes a good trip a great one. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a dog to go cuddle.
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Blankenberge Apartment with Private Terrace!
Husum Harbor's Hidden Gem: Simmerdeis Awaits! (But Seriously, Is It *That* Good?)
Okay, So What *Exactly* is Simmerdeis? Because "Hidden Gem" is a bit... vague.
Is the Food Actually Good? Don't Lie!
And the prices? Let's just say you're not getting fast food prices on gourmet grub, and that´s fine by me.
Speaking of Price... Should I bring a second mortgage?
The Atmosphere - How "Hidden Gem" Actually Feels? Is it packed?
Alright, spill the tea. What's *the* experience you'll never forget (good or bad)?
Is it kid-friendly? Because I have… creatures.
Anything else I should know?! Any other quirks?
