Sellin, Germany: Discover the Shimmering Baltic Sea Paradise!
Sellin, Germany: Discover the Shimmering Baltic Sea Paradise! …Or Is It? A Review That's Probably Too Honest.
Alright, look, you're probably reading this because you're thinking about Sellin, Germany. The shimmering Baltic Sea, right? Romantic sunsets, pristine beaches… the brochure promised paradise. Well, let's dive in, shall we? Because honestly, the reality is… well, it's complicated. And maybe a little bit chaotic, just like my life.
Accessibility: Mostly Good, But…
Getting to Sellin itself? Not too bad. The train from Berlin was a breeze, albeit a bit delayed. Car Park [Free of Charge] is a real lifesaver – parking in tourist hotspots can be brutal. Airport transfer, however, is a must-have. I didn't use it, but good to know it's there. Elevator is mandatory in a hotel, and thank god, they had one. Overall, pretty accessible. Though, and this is a big 'though', I didn't see a ton of obvious pathways for Wheelchair Accessible features throughout the town.
Rooms: Cozy, But… Where's My Ocean View?!
Okay, let's talk rooms, because that's where you'll spend most of your waking hours (besides, you know, eating and existential dread). My room had Air Conditioning, thank heavens, because even Baltic breezes can fail sometimes. Wi-Fi [Free]? Check. And thankfully, it actually worked. Not always a given! The Internet access – wireless signal was pretty strong. The Internet access – LAN was in there, but who uses it these days?
My room had the usual suspects: a Coffee/tea maker (essential for my morning sanity), a Refrigerator (for keeping the beer cold), and even a Mini bar (tempting but expensive). The Desk was surprisingly handy for trying to work (though I mostly just stared at it and contemplated the meaning of life). They had Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub, Bathrobes, Slippers! It’s all the little things, eh? Oh, and a Blackout curtain - which was fantastic to block out the afternoon light and sleep a bit more…
But, here's the BUT: The Window That Opens. That's where the ocean view was supposed to be, right? Nope. I guess I should have requested High Floor, because my view was of… another building. Disappointing. Slightly soul-crushing.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized, But, You Know…
Post-pandemic, this is the Big One. And the hotel, bless its heart, tried. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff, bless their hearts, were all Staff trained in safety protocol. I saw Hand sanitizer everywhere. Room sanitization opt-out available – big win. Rooms sanitized between stays – good sign. There's a whole list of them here, too, the Sterilizing equipment, and Safe dining setup. Okay, okay, they were really on it. Felt pretty safe.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (And Mostly Pretty Good)
The hotel had a Restaurants… plural! Though the allure of a fancy dinner faded after the first night, which was admittedly very good. The Breakfast [Buffet] was decent. Western breakfast staples. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. I remember a delicious Desserts in restaurant one afternoon and the Salad in restaurant got me to eat something green, which is more than I can say at home. The Bar was good, decent Happy hour. And the Poolside bar was great.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax: SPA DAY!!! (Mostly)
Alright, here's where Sellin kinda, sorta, maybe, possibly, redeemed itself. Spa/sauna! The hotel had a Sauna, a Spa, and a Steamroom. I am not a spa person, I really am not, but, I had the best Massage of my life. Seriously. The therapist was a miracle worker. Absolute heaven. Best part of the whole trip. Hands down. Then a Pool with view, which was really very relaxing, and a Swimming pool [outdoor]. I did not experience the Body scrub, although I was tempted, and the Body wrap and the Foot bath. But hey, I had a good time relaxing. The Fitness center seemed alright, but I definitely didn’t go. My idea of fitness is walking from the buffet to the bar.
Services and Conveniences: Helpful, Sometimes Overwhelming
Loads of stuff. Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Daily housekeeping which was good, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Elevator they keep getting to me. Meeting/banquet facilities – don’t know about those, didn’t use them. Safety deposit boxes. The Gift/souvenir shop – I'm not really the souvenir type.
Internet and other services:
For the digital nomads, the hotel offers Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN. While the Wi-Fi [free], works well, the Internet services were the standard.
For The Kids:
I didn't have kids with me, but the hotel seemed to cater for them with Babysitting service or the Kids facilities. Also, family-friendly places, Family/child friendly.
Getting Around:
The Car park [on-site] was great. and the bicycle parking.
Overall Vibe: A Bit Muddled, But Could Be Perfect
So, Sellin, Germany? It's a mixed bag. The shimmering Baltic Sea is definitely there, even if my room didn't see it. The hotel itself is… trying. It wants to be luxurious, and it tries to be efficient. Sometimes, it succeeds. Sometimes, it feels a bit clinical. But, honestly, there's a certain charm to the imperfections. The staff, despite the language barrier, were generally lovely. And that spa… well, that spa almost made the whole trip worth it.
And Now, For The REALLY Messy Part: The Booking Pitch!
ARE YOU READY TO ESCAPE THE MUNDANE?!
Look. You're overwhelmed. Work's a mess. You haven't had proper sleep in… well, forever. You need a break. You need Sellin, even if you're not entirely sure you do.
Here's What You Get (The Good Stuff, Mostly):
- That Spa: We've established this is practically a religious experience. Unwind, de-stress, and let someone else rub the tension out of your life. I could go back just for that.
- Delicious Food: We've talked about Breakfast. Don't worry about cooking.
- Safety First: Clean, sanitized, and ready for your arrival.
- Easy Access: No stress about getting there, and once you are there, the rest is easy.
- Breathe The Fresh Air: The Baltic Sea awaits.
The Deal (And Why You Need To Book RIGHT NOW):
We're offering you a chance to book your stay at a premium price. Limited time offers include:
- Complimentary Breakfast: Wake up to a delicious spread-- no thinking required.
- Early Bird Perks: Book now and receive Complimentary Tea and a surprise gift upon arrival.
- Exclusive Spa Package: Get an additional spa credit and a bottle of something bubbly to sip in the sun.
- Room Upgrade for 4 nights or more: If available.
Why You Should Book NOW:
- Spots are limited: We're anticipating high demand this summer.
- The sun is calling: Don't let the opportunity to relax slip by.
- You deserve it: You really, really do.
Book now and finally give yourself the break you deserve. Maybe, just maybe, Sellin can be your paradise.
Escape to Paradise: Your Italian Garden Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, brochure-perfect travel guide. This is a trip to Schittering van de Zee Ostseebad Sellin, Germany, seen through the lens of yours truly – a slightly-scatterbrained optimist armed with a camera, a love for questionable snacks, and a healthy dose of "wing it and see."
Schittering van de Zee: A Messy, Muddled, and Magnificent Adventure (Possibly)
Day 1: Arrival – Hope and Mild Panic
- 8:00 AM: Frankfurt Airport. Ugh. The smell of airport coffee mingled with the vague scent of desperation. Jet lag already kicking in. Found my luggage! Victory! (Though I'm pretty sure the zipper is trying to escape.)
- 10:00 AM: Train to Stralsund. Finally! The countryside whizzed by, an endless green curtain occasionally punctuated by charming, impossibly straight rows of crops. Feeling a little motion sick, but the scenery is almost enough to distract. Almost.
- 1:00 PM: Stralsund. Got off at the wrong station, because naturally. Wandered around, looking for a familiar face, a sign, ANY CLUE, until finally, finally, found the connection to Sellin. Cue ecstatic internal monologue about "not being a complete idiot."
- 3:00 PM: Arrived in Sellin! Checked into the apartment at Schittering van de Zee. Stunning view from the balcony… if you squint past the construction site directly across the street. Seriously, that clang and thud is going to haunt my dreams.
- 3:30 PM: The apartment is cute, the decor is… eccentric. Think "Coastal Grandmother" meets "eBay Bargain Hunter." I unpacked, desperately craving a shower.
- 4:00 PM: Walk along the Seebrücke (Sellin Pier). HOLY MOLY. It's even more gorgeous in person. Pastel buildings, the sparkling Baltic Sea, the pier reaching out like a welcoming arm. A flock of seagulls decided to attack me; they are bigger than thought.
- 5:00 PM: Got a 'fish sandwich'. The fish was good, the bread was tough, but the view from the pier made it all worth it.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant near the pier. Ordered something I couldn’t quite pronounce, but the local beer was divine. Started chatting with a group of noisy tourists. The food was okay, the company was great, and the conversations about whether Germans would be willing to teach the US about good food.
- 8:00 PM: Walked along the beach again, the setting sun painted the sky in shades of orange and purple. A wave splashed. Bliss. Then a thought: Do I have enough sunscreen? Probably not.
- 9:00 PM: Collapsed in bed, already planning my next adventure.
Day 2: Pier-fection, Floundering, and Existential Angst (Maybe)
- 7:00 AM: Woke to the incessant clang of the construction. Okay, already feeling vengeful!
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the local bakery. A delightful mix of pastries and the feeling of utter contentment… until I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. Mortification. Luckily, the kindly baker let me run back to the apartment. Saved by a croissant!
- 9:00 AM: Went back to the pier. Spent an hour just being there. Watched the waves, the boats, the people. It was pure therapy. Then, I bought a rather expensive piece of art from a local. No regrets.
- 10:00 AM: Attempted to rent a bike. Failed. The rental guy – a man who looked like he'd seen a lifetime struggle – clearly didn't quite like my "I haven't ridden a bike in twenty years" confession.
- 11:00 AM: Walked inland. Found a charming church and felt the distinct urge to light a candle. I don't know why; I'm not even religious. Guess I just needed a moment of quiet.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a very strange cafe. They served a type of herring that I would not recommend.
- 1:00 PM: Decided to go to Binz. The train journey was filled with the usual train drama.
- 2:00 PM: Found a shop selling ice cream and a bunch of random souvenirs.
- 3:00 PM: A brief walk on the beach where I tripped on the sand and nearly fell.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the apartment. The construction noise is starting to break me. I might turn into a grumpy old lady before the week's out.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the pier! It's my happy place. Feeling a little melancholy (maybe the herring?), so I watch the sunset.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner, again, because I needed something to cheer me up.
- 7:00 PM: Walk on the beach.
- 8:00 PM: I feel relaxed.
- 9:00 PM: Bed.
Day 3: Pier, Pier, and More Pier… and a Tiny Miracle
- 7:00 AM: Construction. Again.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast, this time with my wallet!
- 9:00 AM: The pier. Seriously, I could just live on that thing.
- 10:00 AM: Decided I needed to work on the construction of the pier. Spoke with a German person and asked about it.
- 11:00 AM: Ate some food and spent a very long time on the pier.
- 12:00 PM: Decided to go home
- 1:00 PM: Back to the apartment.
- 2:00 PM: Walk on the beach.
- 3:00 PM: I took a nap.
- 4:00 PM: I felt refreshed.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the pier! I bought a souvenir.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner.
- 7:00 PM: Walk on the beach.
- 8:00 PM: I feel relaxed.
- 9:00 PM: Bed.
Day 4: Trying to Branch Out (and Failing… Mostly)
- 7:00 AM: Construction. I've considered starting my own protest.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast, coffee, and a plan. Today, exploration beyond the immediate pier vicinity!
- 9:00 AM: Attempted to hike. Quickly realized my hiking boots were more fashion than function. Ended up following a friendly dog.
- 10:00 AM: Got lost. Found a charming little village.
- 12:00 PM: Back at the pier and ordered some more food.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the apartment.
- 2:00 PM: Walk on the beach.
- 3:00 PM: I took a nap.
- 4:00 PM: I felt refreshed.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the pier! I bought a souvenir.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner.
- 7:00 PM: Walk on the beach.
- 8:00 PM: I feel relaxed.
- 9:00 PM: Bed.
Day 5: Farewell
- 7:00 AM: CONSTRUCTION. I had a dream the construction workers were aliens. The only highlight of this morning.
- 8:00 AM: One last breakfast. One last croissant.
- 9:00 AM: The pier, of course. The construction noise fades into the background.
- 10:00 AM: Packed, said a fond farewell to the slightly-wonky apartment, and swore I'd return, construction or no construction.
- 11:00 AM: Train to… well, somewhere. Flying home.
- 2:00 PM: Reflecting on an amazing few days.
- 3:00 PM: Found a shop selling ice cream.
- 4:00 PM: Plane ride.
So, there you have it. Schittering van de Zee through my overly caffeinated, occasionally cynical, but ultimately, wildly enthusiastic eyes. It wasn't perfect, it was messy, and it was absolutely wonderful. Go, and experience it for yourselves, but maybe bring earplugs. And possibly a good book. And remember to breathe. And maybe a spare zipper.
Middelkerke Dream: Stunning Studio w/ Terrace Awaits!
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Why should I even *bother* reading the FAQs? Isn't it easier to just email someone?
So, are all FAQs created equal? Because some are *terrible*.
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What’s the best way to *find* the FAQs? I'm always struggling!
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Okay, but what if the FAQ *doesn't* answer my question? Then what?
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