Unbelievable Wayanad Escape: 3 Hills County Resort Awaits!
Unbelievable Wayanad Escape: 3 Hills County Resort – My Wayanad Wonderland… Maybe? A Mostly Honest Review (and a Plea for Peace!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to tell you about my "Unbelievable Wayanad Escape" at 3 Hills County Resort. Let's be honest, the name screams marketing. But hey, a vacation’s a vacation, right? Wayanad, in Kerala, India, promises lush greenery, misty mountains, and a break from the digital prison we’ve all willingly built for ourselves. So, expectations? High. Reality? Well, let's just say it's been a rollercoaster.
Accessibility - The Ups and Downs
First things first, accessibility. This is HUGE for me because, let's be honest, limping uphill with a suitcase is NOT my idea of a good time. Thankfully, the resort is mostly a win in this department. While I didn’t personally need a wheelchair, I did spot facilities for disabled guests, and elevators, always a plus (elevator listed in services and conveniences). Getting to Wayanad, though? That's a whole different ballgame. Plan your airport transfer carefully! It might involve a winding, bumpy road, and those taxi service folks… let's just say bargaining is a skill you will need. Car park [on-site] is a solid win, though, and thankfully, car park [free of charge] - saves some cash.
Food, Glorious Food (With a Side of Chaos!)
Oh, the food. This is where things get…interesting. Let's start with the good: the Asian breakfast, specifically the appam with stew. Absolutely heavenly. And the coffee/tea in restaurant - vital for a caffeine fiend like me. The breakfast [buffet]? A glorious spread! Though, I'll admit, the "buffet" sometimes felt a bit…chaotic. Long queues, a scramble for the good vadas, and the occasional rogue toddler wreaking havoc. But hey, that’s part of the charm, right? Right?! (Deep breath).
The restaurants offer both vegetarian restaurant and Asian cuisine, which is great. There are also restaurants with Western cuisine for those who might be missing their home comforts. I did have a lovely salad in restaurant one day which was an oasis of freshness. There's also a poolside bar, but I'm sad to say I didn't get to enjoy it as much as I would have liked. I'm not a huge fan of desserts in restaurant, but I heard they were great.
The resort also boasts room service [24-hour]. I took advantage of that one night because I'd overdone it at the fitness center and wasn't in the mood for a trek to the main restaurant. Ordering a simple soup was easy. (Even the soup in restaurant was great!).
Relaxation and Rejuvenation – Or, My Failed Attempts at Inner Peace
The resort flaunts a whole arsenal of ways to unwind, and I was fully on board. The spa promised bliss. The pool with view practically begged for a languid afternoon. I dreamt of sauna sessions and a soothing massage. In reality? Let's just say my "relaxation journey" was a bit…uneven.
The swimming pool [outdoor] was a definite highlight, especially after a morning hike. Lovely views, and a much-needed cool-off. I’d recommend it! The fitness center was…well, it existed. I tried the gym/fitness and gave it a shot, but after a while, the sheer volume of equipment, and the thought of the next trek up a hill to another viewpoint were enough for me to go back to my room and spend the rest of the afternoon resting. The steamroom and sauna seemed amazing, but I never got around to trying them. Maybe next time.
I DID manage to squeeze in a massage – and it was glorious. Seriously, the best massage I’ve had in ages. I emerged feeling like a limp noodle, ready to face the world (or, at least, the walk to the buffet).
Cleanliness and Safety - The Sanitizing Shuffle
Okay, this is Important. In this post-pandemic world, are they keeping things clean? Happily, yes! Lots of hand sanitizer stations, and obvious efforts to sanitize the common areas. Daily disinfection in common areas, check. Rooms sanitized between stays, check. They've jumped through all the hoops to get that Hygiene certification, which gives me peace of mind. I even spotted a sterilizing equipment! All good things!
The Room – My Little Wayanad Fortress (With a Surprisingly Comfortable Bed)
My room? Decent. Not exactly palatial, but with everything I needed. Free Wi-Fi [free], yay! It's listed as Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! - and it mostly lived up to the promise. I had air conditioning so it was great to cool down after a hike. The blackout curtains (bless them!) meant I could sleep in, and the coffee/tea maker saved me from a potential caffeine withdrawal crisis. (I'm not kidding, people.) The bathrooms were clean and had hot water, so that was a major win. They even provided those lovely slippers.
Services and Conveniences – The Perks and the Perks
I appreciated the little touches. Daily housekeeping, always a plus. The concierge was helpful, especially when it came to arranging (and haggling for) airport transfer. They had a luggage storage, which was useful when I arrived early. Safety deposit boxes are there too. The cash withdrawal facility was handy.
The resort has facilities for weddings, meetings, seminars, and other such events. It's a great idea if you're one of them. They have an indoor venue for special events, as well as a terrace, and an outdoor venue for special events, and even audio-visual equipment for special events ready to go. I'd be up for it.
Things to Do – Beyond the Buffet and the Bliss
Wayanad itself is the real star here. The resort is a good base for exploring the area.
- Hiking: Explore the hills. It's breathtaking, and you might actually see a monkey. Pack water.
- Visit the tea plantations: Just do it. The scent alone is worth the trip.
- Check out the waterfalls: They're gorgeous, but maybe not for swimming (unless you're brave - or insane).
- Relax: This one is optional. Let's be honest, I failed at this.
The Quirks and the Quibbles
- The "unbelievable" bit: Let's dial it back a notch, shall we? It's lovely, but let's not get carried away.
- The hill climbs: Prepare your legs. Seriously. There are hills. Everywhere.
- The occasional power outage: Not the resort's fault, but worth noting. (Bring a flashlight!)
- Pets - Not allowed.
Final Verdict: Would I Recommend It? (With Reservations)
Yes, I would recommend 3 Hills County Resort. It's a lovely place with great food, friendly staff, and a good base for exploring Wayanad. But go in with realistic expectations. It's not perfect, and it's not always "unbelievable." But it's a good jumping-off point for a Wayanad adventure. Just pack your hiking boots, your sense of humor, and maybe a good book for those inevitable moments of blissful (or not-so-blissful) downtime.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't some sterile travel brochure. This is me, battling the wild beast that is a Wayanad vacation, specifically at that 3 Hills County Resort. And trust me, it's a journey.
Wayanad Whims & 3 Hills Hustle: My Unfiltered Itinerary
(Day 1: Arrival & "Oh God, We're Here" Moment)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The Great Escape from Reality (aka, Bangalore). Flights. Oh, the joys. Always a chaotic ballet of luggage wrestling and frantic coffee consumption. Landed at Calicut, which, by the way, is hotter than a dragon's armpit. Seriously, I think I sweated out a whole extra person on the way.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The Drive of Doom (and Deliciousness). Waited for the cab that was late, naturally. The driver, bless his heart, probably had a whole other life judging by his terrible driving skills. But the scenery? Chef's kiss. Lush, rolling hills, tea plantations hugging the contours like green velvet. And lunch! A roadside stall with the most incredible parottas and beef fry I've ever tasted. My stomach is still singing praises.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM onwards): 3 Hills County Arrival & Mild Panic. Checked into the resort. Pretty impressive, actually. That pool looks amazing, but the real test is the room! It was spacious, but the initial impression was like, "Oh, the bed looks a little soft!" and "Do these mosquito nets actually work?". The air conditioning was struggling, or didn't exist. The temperature was an issue!
- Anecdote Alert! So, first things first, I tried to turn on the TV. Nope. Nothing. Then, I found the light switch that controlled the entire room. It was hidden and I spent 15 minutes wandering around in the dark. Classic me.
- Dinner: Buffet. Standard fare. Chicken Tikka, rice, and that spicy fish curry. My mouth lit on fire, but I couldn't stop.
- Evening: The Unbearable Lightness of…nothing. Sat on the balcony, trying to connect to the world via the wifi, which, of course, barely worked. Stared at the stars and thought, "This is it, isn't it? Remote bliss. Or maybe just remote frustration."
(Day 2: Nature's Embrace (and Mosquito Mayhem))
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Trekking! I, who considers walking to the fridge a marathon. I thought I could go easy. The guide was kind, but let's just say his definition of "easy" and mine vary wildly. The views were stunning, but also, so many mosquitoes. I'm pretty sure I'm now composed of 60% insect bites.
- Quirky Observation: The leeches! They were the size of my thumb! They were everywhere. I spent half the time checking my shoes. The other half of the time in a state of absolute, unadulterated terror.
- Afternoon(12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch that made me feel alive. The resort had a delicious restaurant that served local Kerala food. We had fish. I like fish.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM onwards): Back to the Room. Pool time! Ah, sweet, sweet relief. Then, another early dinner. The wifi was still awful. The TV still didn't work. At this point, I was starting to feel a bit…captive.
- Emotional Reaction: Frustration. A tiny, tiny, but persistent, seed of frustration towards the lack of internet connectivity. Did people even use phones here? Did they know what was going on in the outside world? Did they even care?
(Day 3: Waterfalls, Monkeys, and Maybe a Breakdown)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Edakkal Caves and Soochipara Falls. Edakkal caves were cool, if a little crowded. The hike was intense - straight up, practically requiring ropes. The Soochipara Falls? Magnificent. The water crashed down with such power, the mist was like a blessing.
- Anecdote Alert! I got attacked by a monkey. Just straight up attacked. It snatched a packet of chips right out of my hand. The sheer audacity! The chaos! I was equal parts terrified and slightly impressed by its gumption.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Refueling: Food and a Nap. The resort lunch was okay, but I swear I'm starting to crave something other than South Indian food. Maybe a pizza? A burger? Anything that doesn't involve coconut or spice at this point. Then, a nap by the pool.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM onwards): A Final Sunset…and a Little Meltdown. Sat on the balcony. The sunset was beautiful, but then, it all hit me. The bad wifi. The mosquito bites. The lack of connection to the outside world. The impending return to reality. A slight, very slight, moment of weepiness.
- Opinionated Language: This resort is charming with some caveats. The pool is great. The staff are lovely. But I need better Wi-fi. I need to feel connected.
(Day 4: Departure & The Long Haul Back to Reality)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Breakfast & The Great Packing Debacle. Eggs, dosas, and that delicious filter coffee. packing my suitcase. The packing felt like an exercise in futility, as if the contents of my suitcase were bound to be re-arranged spontaneously, like pieces in a kaleidoscope.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): That long drive back to Calicut, the airport, etc.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM onwards): Back home, back to the life.
Final Thoughts:
Wayanad? Beautiful. 3 Hills County? Pretty good, if you're prepared for some quirks. Would I go back? Possibly. But probably with a portable internet hotspot and a very, very strong mosquito repellent. And maybe a therapist. This trip was a roller coaster of emotions. And that, my friends, is the truth.
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Unbelievable Wayanad Escape: 3 Hills County Resort Awaits! - The *Real* FAQ
Okay, so, is it *actually* unbelievable? Like, should I sell my kidney to afford this place?
What's the food situation? Because hangry me is a real monster.
So, the pool. Is it as Instagrammable as the pictures? Because I have a brand to maintain.
What kind of rooms are there? Comfy? Cramped? Do I need to pack a sleeping bag?
Are there any activities beyond, y'know, existing?
How's the service? Are the staff actually helpful, or do they just stare blankly at you?
Anything I should really know, like, any hidden downsides?
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