Escape to Taipei: Breathtaking Views Await at This Outdoor B&B!
Escape to Taipei: BREATHTAKING Views & Glorious Mess! (My Honest Take)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Taipei, and guess what? I stayed at Escape to Taipei: Breathtaking Views Await at This Outdoor B&B! And let me tell you, it was… an experience. Not just a stay, an experience. And I'm here to spill the tea, the bubble tea, and maybe a little bit of my own personal drama, because that's what makes a good review, right? Right?!
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So, first things first: Accessibility. This is a HUGE deal for me, especially after… well, let's just say a previous vacation involved a spectacular faceplant and a lot of ice. Escape to Taipei gets some serious points here. They claim to be wheelchair accessible, which is great. However, I'm not personally in a wheelchair, so I relied heavily on other reviews and the hotel's own information. From what I gathered, they TRY, but it's an outdoor B&B, so expect some minor challenges, like gravel pathways. (If you're super mobility-impaired, call ahead and confirm details!)
Internet: Okay, the internet situation. (Cue dramatic music.) Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Woohoo! And it DID work! (My phone actually got a notification, for once!) Plus, they’ve got Internet [LAN] if you're a throwback like me who still remembers Ethernet cables. Seriously though, having reliable internet is a lifesaver when you're trying to navigate a new city. I needed to Google “how to say ‘Where’s the bathroom?’ in Mandarin” at least five times a day. Internet services were what you'd expect - pretty standard stuff. Now, Wi-Fi in public areas - also worked! I actually sent a work email from the poolside bar (more on THAT later!).
Cleanliness and Safety: A Breath of Fresh Air (Literally!)
Look, 2024 ain't messing around with germs, and neither does Escape to Taipei. They've got everything locked down! Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere you look (which is seriously a plus, trust me). They even have Individually-wrapped food options. The staff is apparently trained to the gills with safety protocols, and I saw them doing regular cleaning. What put my mind at ease was the Rooms sanitized between stays, and the Room sanitization opt-out available (which is an unexpected plus). This is a big win, especially if you're a germaphobe like… well, me. Oh, and they’ve done all the stuff like Physical distancing of at least 1 meter and Safe dining setup. It made me feel safe, which is important.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious Food (And Drinks!)
Okay, here’s where things get…interesting. Let's start with the obvious: Restaurants! Yes, plural! And the best part? The Poolside bar. Oh, the poolside bar. Where do I even begin? It was heavenly. Picture this: infinity pool, Taipei skyline stretching out before you, and a cocktail in your hand. I'm not a huge cocktail person, but I tried everything. And the happy hour? Don't even get me STARTED. Happy hour was seriously a gift from the heavens.
The Asian breakfast was phenomenal (steamed buns, anyone?) and there was even a Vegetarian restaurant option. (They did offer Alternative meal arrangement). The coffee was pretty great (Coffee/tea in restaurant), but I'm a serious coffee snob. I would have to say the Breakfast [buffet]. It was decent, but there was way too much food, and I never knew where to start. I tried the A la carte in restaurant one day, which was pretty good. They had International cuisine in restaurant too. The Desserts in restaurant were not bad either (I was there for a while, and I'm sure I ate all of them). There's also a Coffee shop on site! Oh, and if you need a late-night snack attack, they’ve got 24-hour Room service!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone? (Yes, Please!)
This is where Escape to Taipei truly shines. They call it a B&B, but it's got all the fixings. The Pool with a view? Unforgettable. Taking a dip in that pool was like… well, it was like escaping reality for a few hours. They have a Fitness center you can use (I went once… and immediately regretted my life choices, but good on them for having it!). There is a Spa! And inside the Spa, I did have a fantastic pedicure. I'm not really into the Body wrap and Body scrub, but I'm sure they are available. And there are Sauna, Steamroom, and a Foot bath!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Okay, let's be real: travel is exhausting. So, all these little extras make a big difference. They have Daily housekeeping (THANK YOU, sweet Jesus. My room looked like a clothing bomb had gone off. Every. Single. Day.). They have Laundry service (another lifesaver). Concierge service was available to assist in all aspects of the trip. Doorman, who was always around with a smile! They offer Car park [free of charge]. And Bicycle parking if you like that sort of thing.
For the Kids: Family Fun?
I didn't bring children (thank God). But, they have Babysitting service and Kids facilities. They even have Kids meal options. So, parents, rejoice!
The Room: My Little Paradise (and Possibly My Home Away From Home)
Let's talk rooms. Mine was a Non-smoking room, which, as a non-smoker, I appreciated. The Air conditioning worked beautifully. Air conditioning in public area was great too. I’m talking about the little things here: Free bottled water, Hair dryer, Slippers, Bathrobes. These make a big difference, right? I loved the Blackout curtains, the Coffee/tea maker (again, thank you!), and the Wi-Fi [free] (so I could livestream my entire trip to my friends, which I did). Separate shower/bathtub. The Bed was comfortable.
My "Perfect" Imperfections. (The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth)
Okay, so here's the real, unvarnished truth. It wasn't perfect. There are always some minor imperfections. (Like, I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out how to work the TV. But honestly, I didn’t care. I was too busy staring at the view.) The staff did try, but sometimes their English was a little rough. But, honestly? It added to the charm. Also, my room wasn't as "soundproof" as they claimed (I could hear the seagulls, but honestly, I can't complain). They have Exterior corridor, and CCTV outside property.
The Emotional Ramble: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. A resounding YES! Despite the minor hiccups, the sheer beauty of the place, the feeling of escape (literally!), and the friendly staff won me over completely. It’s an escape. It’s a retreat. It’s a place to recharge. And honestly? Everyone could use a little of that.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. My trip to Being Outdoors B&B in Taipei? Let's just say it was… an EXPERIENCE. And I'm about to vomit it all over this page, in the most glorious, chaotic, and utterly human way possible.
Day 1: Arrival & Holy Guacamole, This is… Taiwan!
- 1:00 PM: Landed in Taipei. International flights are soul-crushing marathons, aren't they? I swear, the recirculated air on those planes is actively trying to steal your will to live. Anyway, survived! Got through customs with minimal drama (thank the gods, because my Mandarin is approximately "ni hao" and a panicked wave).
- 2:00 PM: Taxi to Being Outdoors B&B. Okay, so the driver… let's just say he had a very strong opinion on Taiwanese pop music. It was ear-bleedingly delightful chaos. Arrived at the B&B and… oh my god, the jungle vibes! Lush greenery climbing the walls, a tiny (and I mean TINY) balcony overlooking… something. Honestly, I'm still not entirely sure what, but it involved a lot of scooters, some laundry flapping in the breeze, and the faint aroma of… something delicious.
- 3:00 PM: Check-in. Met the owner, this super chill dude who looked like he'd just wandered in from a surf session. He gave me the key and a map covered in scribbles. Apparently, I was to "just wander." Famous last words, buddy.
- 4:00 PM: Decided to wander (as instructed. Sigh). Found a street food stall. Okay, so I might have ordered something without knowing what it was. It involved what looked suspiciously like a squid eyeball. Ate it anyway. It was… unexpectedly not terrible. Like, a solid 6/10 on the "will-eat-again-maybe" scale.
- 6:00 PM: Attempted to find a specific dumpling place the owner had recommended. Got gloriously, utterly lost. Wandered for what felt like an eternity, the humidity practically gluing my clothes to my back. Started to question my life choices. Finally, found a dumpling PLACE. Not the one he mentioned. But it was SO GOOD. Like, cry-because-it's-so-delicious good. Turns out, being lost is sometimes the best way to find something amazing.
- 8:00 PM: Collapsed back at the B&B. Showered (bliss!). Watched some Taiwanese TV (no clue what was going on, but the commercials were EPIC). Fell asleep immediately.
Day 2: Temples, Tea, and Existential Dumpling Thoughts.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast! Being Outdoors offered toast and coffee, but I ventured out. Found a local place with the most amazing (and cheap!) soy milk and savory pastries. Suddenly, the world felt a little less daunting.
- 10:00 AM: Visited a temple. Honestly, I'm not a "temple person," but this one was stunning. Incense smoke, chanting, intricate carvings… It was all incredibly overwhelming and beautiful. I lit a stick of incense, which promptly set my hair on fire. (Okay, not really, but it felt like it). Spent an hour just observing the rituals and people.
- 11:00 AM: Got lost again. See a theme? Found my way from the temples to a Tea House. This tea ceremony thing turned into a Zen experience for me. The owner, this wise old granny, taught me how to gently roll the leaves and the proper way to pour the tea. It was a beautiful and calming experience. My brain just slowly melted into a puddle of happy. Then, I started thinking about the meaning of life (as you do when you're caffeinated).
- 2:00 PM: Back to the dumpling place I loved from Day 1. Doubled down and ordered like, 30 dumplings. Ate them all. No regrets. Except maybe the momentary feeling of being so stuffed I thought I could explode. (worth it).
- 4:00 PM: Went to a night Market. So many neon signs, and people, and smells. It was amazing but also overstimulating. (I have the attention span of a gnat, so every noise, smell, and sight distracted me.) I had some stinky Tofu because why not, and it wasn't as bad as everyone says. The fruit was delicious and the vibe was perfect.
- 7:00 PM: Decided to head back, I felt the need to recharge. Read for a bit and decided to play some guitar, but the battery died.
- 8:00 PM: Knocked out.
Day 3: Hiking Hiccups & Farewell Feels
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast was at the B&B, as I had some snacks left over from the markets. Packed my bag with water and an optimistic attitude.
- 10:00 AM: Hiked up a local mountain, as recommended by this friendly traveler. The climb was brutal! The humidity was killer, I was sweating like a pig, and my legs were screaming. But the view from the top? Utterly breathtaking. Managed to make it to the top, and I was feeling on top of the world (literally).
- 1:00 PM: Realized I had no signal. Got lost in the woods (again. Surprise!). Panicked briefly. Found my way back to civilization (eventually) and felt the relief wash over me like a wave.
- 2:00 PM: Treated myself to an amazing foot massage. Taiwanese massage is a life-changer, y'all. My feet felt like they'd been through a war and come out victorious.
- 4:00 PM: Started to pack. Felt a pang of sadness that my adventure was coming to an end. Taipei had wormed its way into my heart.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. Had some incredible noodles, bid farewell to the city, and walked around one last round. Got to the airport late but made my flight.
- 11:00 PM: On the plane. Looking back at my trip. I realized that even though I got lost (a LOT), ate some weird food (also a LOT), and had a few moments of sheer panic, this was the most incredible and memorable travel experience I've ever had. In Taipei, I felt truly alive.
So, there you have it. The messy, imperfect, and utterly delightful experience that was my Taipei adventure. Go to Being Outdoors B&B. It will get messy, and that's how you know you're truly living. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go plan my return.
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So, what *is* this "Escape to Taipei" place, anyway? Sounds a bit…woo-woo.
Alright, alright, don't clutch your pearls just yet. Think of it as a B&B, Taipei-style. BUT. And this is a HUGE but. It’s *outside*. Like, *really* outside. Imagine sleeping under the stars, with the city twinkling below you. Okay, maybe not *exactly* under the stars if it rains (which, let's be honest, is a distinct possibility in Taiwan), but you get the gist. It's supposed to be all about connecting with nature, breathtaking views, and unplugging. Which, honestly, sounds amazing... and a tad terrifying. More on the terrifying later, I promise.
The "breathtaking views" – are they ACTUALLY breathtaking? Or just... okay?
Okay, so the views. Let's be honest, this is the big sell. And... yeah. They're pretty darn good. I mean, you're up *high*. Think panoramic cityscapes, the occasional misty morning that makes everything feel ethereal... and the *lights* at night! Oh my god, the lights. It's like a living, breathing postcard. I actually choked up a little the first time I saw it. (Don't judge me, I was sleep-deprived.) BUT. And there's ALWAYS a but, isn't there? Sometimes, the clouds roll in. Sometimes, the pollution is, shall we say, *noticeable*. But even on a less-than-ideal day, the sheer *vastness* of it all is pretty humbling. Worth it? Absolutely. Is it ALWAYS picture-perfect? Nah, life's not like that.
Is it *actually* a B&B? Does that mean breakfast in bed, fluffy robes, all that jazz?
Hah! Breakfast in bed? Fluffy robes? You're adorable. Okay, so it's a B&B…loosely. Breakfast is provided, yes. Usually some kind of delicious (and often *mysterious*) Taiwanese breakfast thing. Think savory rice porridge, maybe some pickled vegetables. It’s good! It’s REAL good! But fluffy robes? Honey, you're roughing it a little. This is, remember, *outdoor* living. Embrace the simplicity. Embrace the…slightly scratchy towels. (Okay, maybe the towels could be better.) And maybe bring your own robe, because you're not gonna find one here. I learned that the hard way.
What are the sleeping arrangements like? Do I need to bring my own tent? (Please say no.)
No tent! Thank goodness. You're not QUITE camping. You’ll be sleeping in… well, it varies. They have these… structures. Some are like little cabins, some are elevated platforms. It’s all very "glamping-adjacent". Think… sturdy, but not luxurious. The beds themselves are comfortable enough. But the *experience*? That's where it gets…interesting. I was in one of the elevated platform things. And the wind. Oh, the WIND. It howled. It whistled. It made the whole platform…shake. I spent half the night convinced I was going to be blown off the side of the mountain and end up a crumpled heap at the bottom. Not a great look for a solo traveler, let me tell you. But, you know… dramatic views require dramatic… everything!
Okay, okay, so what about the *outdoor* part? I'm picturing mosquitos and… other creepy crawlies.
Right. The outdoor part. Let's just say, nature is… present. Mosquitos? Oh, yes. They're there. They love you. Bring ALL the bug spray. And honestly, bring some extra. Just in case. Creepy crawlies? Well, I saw a gecko scamper across the wall one night. And, um… a few other unidentified… things. Look, I'm not a huge fan of anything with more than four legs, okay? But the B&B provides mosquito nets (essential!) and, honestly, the fresh air and the stars kind of made up for it. Mostly. But do not, I repeat, DO NOT forget the bug spray. I have nightmares about those buzzing little bloodsuckers. The gecko was cute, though. Kinda.
Is it romantic? Like, a good spot for a couple to, you know… be romantic?
Ooooh, romantic, huh? Well, the views certainly set the scene. Imagine snuggling up with your loved one, watching the city lights shimmer below. I saw a couple there. Seemed... happy. But again, the practicalities *might* intrude. Like, the wind. And the potential mosquitos. And sharing a rather small, possibly shaky…platform. It depends on your definition of romantic. If you're into rugged charm and a bit of a challenge, then sure. If you need a plush, climate-controlled environment for your romance? Maybe not. My personal opinion? Go for it! Just, you know, pack extra candles and insect repellent. And maybe a good book, in case of a mosquito attack.
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, let's be real, I need to post my epic photos.
HAHAHAHAHA! Wi-Fi. Oh, you sweet summer child. Okay, so, *technically*, yes. There's Wi-Fi. But it's… unreliable. Think of it as a shy friend who only shows up when they feel like it. Don't count on it. Embrace the unplugging. Or, you know, do what I did – walk around frantically until you get a bar or two. The view from the top is worth it, maybe.
What's the bathroom situation like? Asking for a friend... who's me.
Okay, deep breaths. The bathroom situation… is part of the adventure. It's not a five-star hotel bathroom. It’s a… functional outdoor bathroom. Think… rustic. Think… shared. Think… bring your own toilet paper. (Okay, I’m being dramatic, they provide TP, but always be prepared!) The showers are… fine. Water pressure can be variable, depending on the whims of the mountain gods. But hey! You're surrounded by nature! (And maybe a few bugs.) Embrace it! Try this: the first time I used the bathroom, the world was like… dark. And then a little gecko came in. I nearly screamed. I swore. I considered using a bush as a toilet. But, you know… you survive. And you get some amazing stories.
