Joaquinn's: Palawan's Paradise Awaits (Your Dream B&B Escape!)
Joaquinn's: Palawan's Paradise Awaits – My Honest (and Slightly Chaotic) Review
Okay, let's get one thing straight: I'm not a travel blogger, I'm just… me. And me just came back from a stay at Joaquinn's: Palawan's Paradise Awaits, and I need to tell you about it. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this is the real deal, warts and all (mostly amazing warts, thankfully).
First Impressions: The Good, the Slightly Confusing, and the Gloriously Filipino
Landing in Palawan is like stepping into a screensaver. Seriously. And Joaquinn's? Well, it’s almost as pretty. The drive from the airport (thank god for the airport transfer – a godsend after a long flight!) was a good introduction (I chose to include this because it's one of the included services), and I really appreciated the valet parking, 'cause I was just so done.
Now, I'm not gonna lie, my first impression was a tad… organized chaos. The lobby was bustling (the front desk [24-hour] felt like a lifeline), but the staff were genuinely lovely, and the check-in/out [express/private] options were a lifesaver (especially on the way out! UGH, the end of vacation is brutal). They were super efficient and helpful. The entire experience felt like you could just breathe, which is what really sells it - even when things didn't go as planned.
The Room: My Tiny, Blissful Oasis (And a Few Quirks)
My room… oh, my room. I am a sucker for a good room. I wanted to go for the non-smoking option, I have to, but it had everything I needed. I mean, air conditioning? Check! Blackout curtains? Essential for a night owl like myself! Free Wi-Fi (in all rooms!) felt, well, free. And the Wi-Fi access – wireless worked great, but let's be real, I barely touched my phone anyway. Palawan is just too beautiful to stare at a screen.
The additional toilet was a luxury I didn't know I needed. I felt like royalty. I even had a bathrobe! Never used it. I forgot but loved the idea of it. The slippers I used though. The minibar was a treat (okay, maybe I went a little overboard the first night) and a complimentary tea set up was nice.
One tiny thing I was a bit taken by was the mirror. I could just stare at myself. The hair dryer was a bit…anemic. I had to get my boyfriend to help but it was okay.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Like a Super-Hero
Okay, this is where Joaquinn’s REALLY shines. I am a total germaphobe, I admit it. But the anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas meant I could actually relax. I saw staff CONSTANTLY sanitizing. They even had hand sanitizer everywhere!
Seriously, this place takes cleanliness seriously. Seeing the staff trained in safety protocol and everything being sterilized made me feel genuinely safe. The room sanitization opt-out being available was a plus too!
I also noticed a lot of the features regarding safe practices like the doctor/nurse on call, first aid kit, smoke alarms, fire extinguisher, etc. – but let's be honest, I didn't need them, which is the best thing!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (and My Waistline)
The food! Oh, the food! This is where I really lost it. The Asian breakfast was heavenly. I'm a big fan of breakfast [buffet], and this one had everything. I'm particularly fond of the soup in the restaurant, amazing.
I didn't get to try the vegetarian restaurant but I heard good things. I'm not a vegetarian, but I've tried some good ones in my lifetime.
The poolside bar was my happy place. A cold drink in hand, overlooking the water… pure bliss. The happy hour was a steal. And the desserts in the restaurant… well, let’s just say I may have gained a few pounds. I felt so spoiled by the 24-hour room service, I could get anything, anywhere!
Things to Do (and How to Relax): From Action-Packed to Utterly Zen
Okay, so… let’s be real, I was mostly in relaxation mode. But Joaquinn's has everything. The swimming pool and swimming pool [outdoor] was something I adored. The view was amazing too! The photos didn't do it justice (see, I'm realistic!), the massage was the one thing I couldn't afford but desperately wanted. There was not a lot of variety, which was disappointing.
I did manage to sneak in a footbath and a visit to the sauna. The Spa, for a real moment of relaxation.
There's a gym/fitness center if you're feeling energetic (I wasn’t). And, of course, Palawan itself is a playground.
Accessibility (A Quick Note, Because It Matters)
I can’t personally speak to the accessibility features, which are listed, but it’s great to see they offer facilities for disabled guests and the elevator. It’s a huge plus, knowing they try to be inclusive.
Things I Loved (And a Few Things I’d Change)
- Loved: The staff, the cleanliness, the pool view, the food. Everything! The vibe.
- Would Change: Perhaps a wider variety of options for spa treatments!
The Bottom Line: Should You Book? ABSOLUTELY!
Look, if you're looking for a luxurious escape with a focus on feeling genuinely safe and relaxed, then Joaquinn’s: Palawan's Paradise Awaits is your spot. It's not perfect (nothing ever is!) but it's got a certain something – a charm, a warmth, a joie de vivre – that makes it truly special. And the fact that they take safety so seriously is a huge, huge bonus.
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Unwind & Recharge:
- Luxurious Comfort: Experience the bliss of air-conditioned rooms, free Wi-Fi, blackout curtains, and more.
- Poolside Paradise: Take a dip in the stunning outdoor swimming pool with breathtaking views.
- Spa Rejuvenation: Indulge in a soothing massage, a revitalizing sauna, and other spa treatments.
- Culinary Delights: Savor delicious meals at our restaurants, including Asian cuisine, and sip refreshing cocktails at our poolside bar.
- For the Kids: If you have kids, there may be babysitting services!
Safety & Peace of Mind:
- Uncompromising Cleanliness: Enjoy peace of mind with our rigorous anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and staff trained in safety protocols.
- 24/7 Support: Our 24-hour front desk and doctor/nurse on call are always there for you.
- Convenience: Enjoy airport transfer, car park [free of charge], and convenient services, like daily housekeeping and laundry service.
- Contactless Experience: Take advantage of our contactless check-in/out for seamless convenience.
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Joaquinn's Jungle Jamboree: A Palawan Pilgrimage (and Probably a Disaster)
Okay, so here's the "itinerary" – if you can even call it that – for my trip to Joaquinn's Bed & Breakfast in Palawan. Honestly, I'm less "planner extraordinaire" and more "wing-it-and-hope-I-don't-die." But hey, adventure, right? Or, you know, the illusion of adventure fueled by a slight caffeine addiction and a crippling fear of missing out.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (Puerto Princesa to El Nido… or Bust)
Morning (6:00 AM): Wake up. Or, more accurately, drag myself out of bed after a night of barely-there sleep. The pre-trip jitters are in full swing. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I remember my passport? (Yes, to both. Thank god.) The Uber driver is late, naturally. Already feeling the stress of an international journey.
Mid-Morning (8:00 AM): Touchdown in Puerto Princesa. The humidity hits you like a wet, warm hug. I mean, it’s gorgeous, but also… sticky. The airport is surprisingly… small. And cute. There are maybe three shops selling everything from roasted nuts to inflatable flamingoes. I am now desperately tempted by a flamingo, but resist (for now).
Late Morning (9:30 AM): Find the van to El Nido. This is where the real fun begins. The drive is supposed to be scenic. (Okay, I looked at a picture: it's supposed to be gorgeous.) Pray to the travel gods that the driver isn’t a maniac. I've heard stories.
Afternoon (1:30 PM – Assuming we haven’t crashed into a rice paddy): Arrive at Joaquinn's. Or, you know, somewhere in El Nido. Hopefully, it’s the right place. Pray the accommodation is not a literal shack. Based on the reviews, it's a rustic place, which might mean a charming experience or a mosquito-infested nightmare. Fingers crossed.
Afternoon (2:30 PM): Settle in, unpack (read: dump everything onto the bed), and attempt to mentally prepare for what is to come. A beer is definitely required to calm my frazzled nerves. This is my first actual trip, I'm literally shaking. I'm not sure if I can do this.
Evening (4:00 PM - Whenever): Stumble around El Nido town. Find a beach, get some food. This evening is about survival. Find a sunset, eat some food that won't poison me, and hopefully, convince myself that this whole "traveling alone" thing wasn't such a terrible idea. Maybe I’ll make a friend, or maybe I'll just sit in a corner and stare at the ocean. Both are equally likely. Definitely getting some Buko juice!
Day 2: Island Hopping & Existential Dread
Morning (8:00 AM): Island hopping tour! Pray the boat is seaworthy. The brochures promised pristine beaches and turquoise waters. I, however, foresee sunburn, seasickness, and a general feeling of inadequacy when compared to the impossibly beautiful people on the boat.
Mid-day (11:00 AM): Okay, the islands are actually breathtaking. The water is turquoise. The fish are colorful. I am officially humbled by the sheer beauty of nature. Also, I almost stepped on a sea urchin. Close call. That would have wrecked my day.
Lunch (12:30 PM): Lunch on a secluded beach. The food is alright. The sand is… everywhere. In my toes, in my hair, in my… well, you get the picture. But seriously, the views. Worth it. Almost.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Snorkeling. I'm not a strong swimmer, so I'm currently resembling a desperate, flailing starfish in the water. But the fish are amazing. I'm seeing a clownfish! Am I in Finding Nemo? I feel like Nemo. I also feel like I'm going to swallow the entire ocean. Panic. Breathe.
Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Back to the B&B. Shower. Attempt to remove sand. Fail. Decide to embrace the “beachy” look.
Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner somewhere, maybe with other travelers. Or, you know, by myself, staring at the stars, wrestling with the meaning of life. The possibilities, and my anxieties, are endless.
Day 3: The Big Waterfalls & Self-Doubt Deluxe
Morning (9:00 AM): I'm talking about getting myself to a waterfall today and taking on all of nature. I've been hearing about this waterfall from the locals! The stories have it being like the Garden of Eden, but also, the most intense trek. I feel nervous. I feel ready.
Mid-day (12:00 PM): Okay, the trek was brutal. I hate my life. The waterfall is beautiful, but my legs feel like jelly. I'm pretty sure I've lost at least a liter of sweat. My clothes are soaked. Self-doubt is rising. This wasn't worth it. But hey, the pictures should be cute, right?! The photo-op of the century awaits.
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Rest, Rest, Rest! I just need to be calm and patient. I can make it through this, even if I don't want to. Maybe I can drink more juice!
Evening (7:00 PM): Another dinner somewhere, this time with an absolutely stunning sunset. I can't believe I get to see all of this. Maybe this travel thing isn't so bad after all.
Day 4: Departure & The Aftermath
Morning (8:00 AM): Last breakfast. Bitter-sweet.
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM): Prepare to leave Joaquinn's. Say farewell to the B&B. I'll miss this place. I'm going to miss being in Palawan.
Afternoon (1:00 PM): Travel to the airport.
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Departure. On the plane, I'll be reflecting on the last few days. Did I have fun? Or was it all just a blur of anxiety and sunburn? Probably a bit of both. But more importantly, I feel like I did more. Like I'm starting to grow.
Ever After: I'll be back in my normal life. I'm going to miss the sun, and the sand. But I'll also be grateful to be back in reality. (Hopefully.)
Notes & Random Ramblings:
- Food: Eat everything. Try everything. Don't be afraid to get food poisoning (just kidding… mostly). But seriously, the food in the Philippines is amazing.
- People: Be open to meeting people, even if you're introverted (like me). You never know who you'll cross paths with.
- Mosquitos: They're everywhere. Seriously. Bring bug spray. And maybe a whole hazmat suit.
- Expectations: Lower them. Things will not go according to plan. Embrace the chaos.
- Remember to: Pack light, drink plenty of water, and try not to lose your mind. (Good luck with that.)
- Me: I'm probably going to overpack, under-plan, and spend half the time questioning all my life choices. But hey, that’s part of the adventure, right? Right?!
Wish me luck. I have a feeling I'm going to need it. And maybe a therapist when I get back.
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Okay, First Things First: Is This Place *Actually* as Beautiful as the Pictures? Because Let's Be Real, Photoshop Is a Thing.
What's the Vibe? Like, Is It a Loud Party Spot or a Quiet Romantic Getaway? I Need to Know BEFORE I Pack My Disco Ball (or My Noise-Canceling Headphones).
The Food! Tell Me About the Food! Because My Stomach (and My Inner Foodie) Demands Answers.
Are There Any Hidden Fees? Because I Hate Hidden Fees More Than I Hate Mosquitoes (and I *really* hate mosquitoes).
What's the Room Situation? Are the Rooms Nice? Are the Beds Comfy? Because Sleep Is Sacred.
How Easy Is It to Get There? Because I'm Not Exactly a Seasoned Traveler, and the Thought of Island Transfers Makes Me Sweat.
What Are the Activities Like? Is There Enough to Do, or Will I Be Bored Out of My Mind?
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